My Goth Stepsister

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She wears black, glares by default and shares a house with a stepbrother she swears she hates. Episode 1 opens on a spilled coffee and his ruined shirt, right before a job interview. Their dad scolds him and she smirks. Her friend hears the story, and in her retelling the stepbrother was staring, though she does not seem all that annoyed. Episode 2 moves to the driveway, where she tells him he owes her for last time and offers to settle the debt another way. He calls it ridiculous. She keeps insisting it is only a car wash.

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A grudge that doubles as foreplay. She keeps the upper hand with dares and invoices for favors, he keeps pretending he is above it. The free episodes stay at taunts, tension and a bucket of suds.

Allergy advice Contains: sarcasm, sibling rivalry with a bite and one very wet shirt. May contain traces of a bad decision made before breakfast.

Best enjoyed For people who like their enemies-to-something stories served with eye rolls and a bit of attitude.