Newlywed Not Satisfied

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Piper and her brand-new husband James check into a gorgeous villa for the honeymoon, and within minutes his phone rings with investors. The only one noticing her is whoever carries the luggage. Episode 1 starts with Piper telling him he does not need to be careful tonight, even though she is Mrs. Hollis and her husband is nearby. She says she married for the money, so why not take what she wants? Episode 2 continues by the pool, with a request for sunscreen, a remark about his good hands, and a staffer worried about his job. Piper tells him work can wait.

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Neglect becomes initiative: Piper takes control of the situation while her husband stays on a call, and the staffer keeps objecting. The free episodes stay with flirting, sunscreen and a nervous glance toward the door.

Allergy advice Contains: long phone calls, poolside shade and a bride who has decided to stop waiting. May contain traces of a staff job at risk.

Best enjoyed Perfect for a slow afternoon with a cold drink, when you want someone else's vacation to go off the rails.