YES MA'AM

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Basic training has just started, and one new recruit has already caught the eye of the base's toughest officer. Diana Demont runs the unit with a cold stare, barks orders on the hill, and the whole platoon is afraid of her. Then the colonel arrives, and a nervous question about whose wife she is hangs in the air. Episode 1 ends with a summons to her office for punishment. Episode 2 sends him there to scrub every footprint from her floor, kneeling, as she heads for a shower, and her order to quit faking it is hard to ignore.

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Pure rank play: she gives the orders, he obeys with a smirk he cannot wipe off, and the colonel's ring on her finger is the line nobody should cross. The free episodes stay at glares, punishments and nerve. Diana turns up in other Candy series too.

Allergy advice Contains: barked commands, mud on the carpet and a distinct lack of discipline. May contain traces of insubordination and one smirk.

Best enjoyed For evenings when taking orders from someone who looks great in uniform sounds like a treat.